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Nardoqan or Nardugan was a Turkic holiday concept in Tengriism. Nowadays, it is most commonly used to refer to the winter solstice in many Central Asian and Siberian languages. The holiday is akin, both in terms of timing and also the concept, to Yalda Night. Given the historicity of Turko-Persian ties, and the symbolism of pomegranate fruit among Iranians during Yalda, the two festivities manifestly share origins. It is also used as an equivalent name for the Christian holiday Christmas.
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Disney Sing It: Family Hits is a karaoke video game developed by Zoë Mode and published by Disney Interactive Studios for the PlayStation 3 and Wii.
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